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"After using the more inclusive "Happy Holidays" in its ads and in-store promotions last year, Macy's is now embracing "Merry Christmas." And, after hundreds of phone calls, Lowe's stopped selling "holiday trees" and switched to "Christmas trees."- alternet.org

I just wrote to them in protest, and I ask that you do the same. The holidays are a wonderful time for EVERYONE, not just for the few who are involved in this intolerant strain of Christianity. I'm non-Christian myself, and it sickens me to have people trumpeting "persecution" as an excuse for thier hate and ignorance.

I'm asking everyone to go here and fill out a customer comment form. It takes two minutes. And pass this along! I want the people of LJ, in all thier smartness and friendliness, to keep the holidays happy for everyone!!!

https://www.macys.com/service/contact/index.ognc?defaultSubject=ORDER&DefaultRegarding=OTHERQUESTIONS..formstart

Thanks, guys!!

Current Mood:
determined determined
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Mme etoilenoir in Down for the Count
[info]mme_etoilenoir (Jennifer Lopez) has one last chance at saving her seat on the council. Filled with laugh-out-loud drama, her career is faring badly, and [info]apiphobia, her nextdoor neighbour (Jerry Stiller), is in a mess of his own. [info]genericpunkgrrl (Robin Wright Penn) puts the finishing touches on perspicacity itself, which alone makes this the finest motion-picture to date.
Produced by ianiceboy


I suppose that we'll just ignore the fact that genericpunkgrrl and I are quite, well, BROWN. It's the man trying to keep us down, I'm telling you.
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Pity he didn't get the bottom. Oh well!
Current Music:
Mojo - Lady
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As of Dec.1st, I'll be living Ridgewood, sharing a house with a friend of mine. I'm really looking forward to it. It's a lovely space, and I've always wanted to live up there. And there's a Whole Foods around the corner (yeah, yeah, I know. What's with the granola? Just hush.), so I won't have to be messing with lots of buses and whatnot. Following that, hopefully I'll be finding a job in a touring production so that I can do some traveling. I'm thinking concert touring would be really great, but it's a bitch to crack into. However, my detective work is paying off slowly but surely, and I'm sure I'll find something. Other than that...I FINALLY GOT MY UNEMPLOYMENT!!! HAHAHAHA, MYLES BERG!!!! I'll bet he was fuuuuuming when he found out! As for the car, it seems that Essex Co. orders restitution automatically for crimes where the person is caught red-handed. Being that the two involved are minors, the money will be coming from thier oh-so-happy parents. Tee hee fucking hee. I'm happy that I'll at least be able to have a car by the first of the year, I hope.
Current Mood:
relieved relieved
Current Music:
Al Jarreau & George Benson - Mas Que Nada
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Jumpy Enough to Chew a Chair? Try DogCatRadio
   
By DINITIA SMITH
Published: November 2, 2005

"Remember, be kind to your mailman," said Jane Harris, a disc jockey. Then she softened her voice until it was a little insinuating: "He only wants to deliver the mail."

It is a message that many of her listeners need to hear. Ms. Harris is a D.J. on DogCatRadio.com, a new Internet radio station for pets. Now dogs, cats, hamsters and parrots can keep the anxiety, the loneliness, the restlessness at bay while their owners are out. It is radio just for them, live 17 hours a day, 4 a.m. to 9 p.m. Pacific time, and podcast for the rest of the 24 hours.

Those who listen to DogCatRadio will find that there is generally an animal motif to the playlist, like "Hound Dog": "You ain't nothin' but a hound dogcryin' all the time."

This Elvis song is a frequent request from listeners (presumably the owners), as are the Baha Men, singing: "Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)."

And Dionne Warwick is also popular, especially her soothing song "That's What Friends Are For": "Keep smiling, keep shining,/Knowing you can always count on me."

Since many pets are apparently bilingual, DogCatRadio also has a "Spanish Hour," 5 p.m. to 6 p.m. Pacific time daily, with Hispanic commentary and music, like Luis Miguel's "No Sé Tú": DogCatRadio.com was started last June by Adrian Martinez, who is also president of Marusa records, an independent record label in Los Angeles. He runs the station out of a customized RV parked in his office lot in the Eagle Rock section of Los Angeles.

Mr. Martinez, 34, who owns six dogs and two cats, said he founded the station because "my cat, Snickers, asked me to do it." One day, Snickers was pacing the floor restlessly and meowing. "I said, 'What do you want?' " Mr. Martinez recalled in a telephone interview from Los Angeles. "I turned up the music, and she was fine." He discovered that Snickers likes 80's rock, particularly the Eddie Money version of the song "Take Me Home Tonight:" "I feel a hunger /It's a hunger that tries to keep a man awake at night."

Mr. Martinez added, "I wanted to do something for the pet community."

The first week that DogCatRadio was broadcast, the local CBS television station showed a feature about it. As a result, so many people tuned in, 130,000 in one day, that the server crashed, Mr. Martinez said. "We had to get a bigger server to accommodate more listeners." Now, he said, "We average close to 8,000 hits a week. We have a meter that tracks it."

"People are just e-mailing us," calling from all over the world, Mr. Martinez said. "I love what you are doing, but please don't forget our equine friends," an e-mail message from Australia said.

When Mr. Martinez gets requests, he springs into action. "We go to Tower Records within the hour," he said. "Since we're conquering the globe, we want to make sure we can accommodate these people."

Sometimes Mr. Martinez broadcasts from the field. DogCatRadio showed a segment on people walking their dogs first thing in the morning outside the Rose Bowl in Pasadena - a very popular early morning route for dog walkers, bikers and joggers - with interviews (with the owners). It reports on animal charity events like "Walk for Paws," recently sponsored by the group "Nuts for Mutts."

Internet radio, which claims about 20 million regular listeners, is still in the early stages of development and has a relatively small number of fans who use their laptops, desktops or hand-held computers to tune in.

Mr. Martinez said he believed he had latched onto something unique with his little station: "With all the news you hear on Iraq, it's something to balance the bad news."

Meanwhile, the broadcast has received some notice. Dr. Larry Family, who has a talk show program, the Pet Vet, on WROW-AM in Albany, recommends DogCatRadio to his patients' owners. "It's of interest to those people whose pets have certain phobias or anxiety issues," he said in a telephone interview from the outskirts of Schenectady, where he has his practice.

"I have recommended it to those whose dogs are having certain problems behaviorwise in the home environment," he said.

"It might be helpful with dogs with separation anxiety issues," Dr. Family went on. "Dogs, especially, are interested in watching TV with their owners and listening to music."

Mr. Martinez said that at the moment, the station has no advertising and is making no money. But, he said, "I'm not in it for the money." He added, "Eventually, I'm sure, people will advertise."

That is not such a leap, since it is estimated that American pet owners will spend $35.9 billion this year on everything from electric toothbrushes for dogs to bird pedicures to self-flushing litter boxes for cats, according to the American Pet Products Manufacturers Association.

So far, the six people associated with the station, four of whom act as D.J.'s, are paid only a small stipend to cover expenses. "I'm so involved with the pet community," said Ms. Harris, the D.J. and an owner of five dogs. "I'm looking to this as an avenue to open something up." When Ms. Harris isn't broadcasting on DogCatRadio.com, she works as a market researcher.

"How are all my furry friends doing out there?" Ms. Harris asked her listeners recently. "We hope you're doing great and not chewing on anything but your toys."
Current Music:
784. Romeo Void - Never Say Never
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This Is My Life, Rated
Life:
5.5
Mind:
6
Body:
8.2
Spirit:
7.1
Friends/Family:
2.6
Love:
2.1
Finance:
3
Take the Rate My Life Quiz
Current Music:
mmer of '69 - Winamp *** 631. Bryan Adams - Summer of '69
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Last night was a blast! I have only one pic so far from my camera phone, but it'll do: My mouth looks huuuuge, but whatever. Just forget that.  It was like 3 in the morning at the point, so... Anyway, it didn't fall off, yay! Meet a whole bunch of insanely cool people, too.
Current Music:
Anúna - The Coming of Winter
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Good Smell Perplexes New Yorkers By KAREEM FAHIM
Published: October 28, 2005

An unseen, sweet-smelling cloud drifted through parts of Manhattan last night. Arturo Padilla walked through it and declared that it was awesome.

"It's like maple syrup. With Eggos. Or pancakes," he said. "It's pleasant."

The odor had followed Mr. Padilla and his friend along their walk in Lower Manhattan, from a dormitory on Fulton Street, to Pace University on Spruce Street, and back down again, to where they stood now, near a Dunkin' Donuts. Maybe it was from there, he said. But it wasn't.

Mr. Padilla was not alone. Reports of the syrupy cloud poured in from across Manhattan after 9 p.m. Some feared that it was something sinister.

There were so many calls that the city's Office of Emergency Management coordinated efforts with the Police and Fire Departments, the Coast Guard and the City Department of Environmental Protection to look into it.

By 11 p. m., the search had turned up nothing harmful, according to tests of the air. Reports continued to come in from as far north as 112th Street shortly before midnight. In Lower Manhattan, where the smell had begun to fade, it was back, stronger than before, by 1 a.m.

"We are continuing to sample the air throughout the affected area to make sure there's nothing hazardous," said Jarrod Bernstein, an emergency management spokesman. "What the actual cause of the smell is, we really don't know."

There were conflicting accounts as to its nature. A police officer who had thrown out her French vanilla coffee earlier compared it to that. Two diplomats from the Netherlands disagreed, politely. Rieneke Buisman said it smelled like roasted peanuts. Her friend Joris Geeven said it reminded him of a Dutch cake called peperkoek, though he could not describe that smell.
Current Mood:
satisfied satisfied
Current Music:
Tomcraft - Loneliness (Benny Benassi Remix)
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Eeeeexcellent. So the car's going to be pricey (crunched-up steering column, shifted radiator), so I may need a new one. This one's not even paid off.

Satan is attempting to now fuck me out of my unemployment, because yes, he's just that crazy and vengeful.

And early Monday morning was craptastic to begin with, what with all that man foolishness.

I am thinking that it's a good thing that there's a strip joint up the street. It's a good thing I'm in shape. And it's a good thing that I can dance my ass off.

Current Mood:
gee, take a bloody guess
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The good news: I got my car back and they caught the asshats that stole it!
The so-so news: I have to go to court and testify against them.
The bad news: They got caught because they got into an accident with my car, smashing up the lights and crunching in the left front tire a bit. Also, they wrecked the ignition hot-wiring it, of course. Thirdly, the police actually found my car A WEEK AGO. The 18th. The day after I reported it stolen. The tow yard wanted the money, obviously (cue eye roll). Thank the gods for my grandfather being there to cover the rest of the money to get it out, because it would still be sitting there!
Current Music:
Police - Synchronicity II
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On the short list of musical selections for tonight:

Toni Braxton "Love Should Have Brought You Home (Last Night)"
The Killers "Mr. Brightside (remix)"
Tina Turner "We Don't Need Another Hero"
Tori Amos "Blood Roses"
Berlin "The Metro"
Seal "Prayer For The Dying"
Johnny Hates Jazz "Shattered Dreams"
Fleetwood Mac "Tell Me Lies"
Lush "Ladykiller"
Informatik "Saints and Sinners"
Type O "...A Dish Best Served Coldly"
Alanis Morrisette "Precious Illusions"
George Michael "Something to Save"
Bjork "Hyperballad"
Covenant "Bullet" (the perennial favorite)

I know there were more, but I can't remember them. Eh, if I think of anything, you know I'll post it.

Current Mood:
contemplative contemplative
Current Music:
Bon Jovi - Blaze of Glory
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On second thought, don't. You may be weirded out. It's up to you.

You can, however, see my Halloween costume.

Current Music:
Winamp *** 612. Aerosmith - Sweet Emotion
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I started a blog about a week ago to work out some past issues in my life. I'm posting fiction on there as well (just a little bit!). If you want, take a look or spread the word: http://inannasereshkigal.blogspot.com.
Current Music:
Cyber-Tec Project - Let Your Body Die
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I am beautiful.
I am fierce.
And I obviously deserve better in my life that to be treated so shabbily.

I will not mention your name.
I won't mention specifics.
But I wipe you from my memory, my life, my thoughts.

And I'll try to overlook the utter smear of introducing you to my (very treasured) best friends.

And I'm still going to look fierce in my Leia costume. I'll post pics, just so you can see : )

Everyone...you do the math. We'll chat, darlings. We'll chat.

Current Music:
Mike & The Mechanics - All I Need Is A Miracle
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This shit is like woah. What is WITH people? I mean, I'm not even Christian and I think this is wacked out...

http://www.livejournal.com/community/bible_slash/

Current Music:
A23 - Opened
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Earth
You are 47% Extroverted and 61% Chaotic

Virtue
- Earth people show propriety. They are conventional, proper and
fitting. They follow what is socially acceptable in conduct, behavior
and speech. They have excellent manners and are very polite. They are
prudent and have a deep regard for conventional rules of behavior.


Core - They are the storekeepers, barterers and traders. They
are at their best when buying or selling material or tangible
commodities. Most are very business oriented.


Nature - They have a characteristic love for the material,
tangible things. They derive pleasure from sensory stimulation such as
taste, smell and feel. They surround themselves with tangible items
such as fine furniture, art, jewelry and most have a nice home that is
expertly decorated. They have good taste in clothing and most are
connoisseurs of food and drink.


Drives - Each of the five senses can produce an emotional response. Sight, sound, touch, smell and taste brings joy or depression.


Vice - They are mildly revengeful. Their attitude is 'my time
will come and they do hold a grudge. They will eventually get their
revenge one way or another more often by hitting a person in his
pocketbook. When angered, they are quick to express that anger verbally
though most likely not physically unless as a last resort.




My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 38% on Extroverted
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 97% on Chaotic
Link: The Which Element Are You? Test written by daemongod81485 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
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Be on the lookout. I had started one out the other day, but I've dropped it for this other one. It's going to be pretty intense and dark, though. I'm not ready to give out the addy, but I will soon.
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<td align="center">You are Napoleon



Power hungry and unpredictable. You like to always be in charge, and you don’t like to listen to other peoples opinions very often. You set incredibly high goals for yourself and often achieve them.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>
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OK...he screwed me on COBRA, number one. Um, how am I supposed to pay you for Nov. by 10/15 when you wrote the letter 10/14, and obviously posted it late?

Point the second: he docked me the jury duty days.

Silver lining to all of this: absolutely NO ONE is going to say that he's not out to get me because of jury duty.

Current Mood:
craptastic
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